First, sneak off and find a computer. Which we’ve just done, yeah? I have.
Now just drink until it passes. Here’s a couple of ideas to keep you occupied:
1. Play Auditorium. Speakers on.
2. Watch some hilarious clips of “live” electronic performers faking their shows at deadact.com. Do they think we’re stupid? (Hope that doesn’t ruin your tribal psy-trance raving at the festivals. Or do I?)
3. Listen to some Ricky Gervais podcasts.
Righto.
