tag archives: festivus

how to pass the time at family gatherings

First, sneak off and find a computer. Which we’ve just done, yeah? I have.
Now just drink until it passes. Here’s a couple of ideas to keep you occupied:
1. Play Auditorium. Speakers on.
2. Watch some hilarious clips of “live” electronic performers faking their shows at deadact.com. Do they think we’re stupid? (Hope that doesn’t ruin [...]